Firstly thanks to @SterlingWright for the name!
You are invited to come and crash our dev server. The purpose of this is so that we can monitor performance and begin to build an idea of limitations and requirements.
We will of course be monitoring the server performance, and after we have some details, we will happily share them with you.
So, please come, hang out, help yourself to the snacks and drinks laid out, and stress our gear out
** UPDATE: The stress test has been completed. Thank you all who turned up throughout the day **
(We had hoped for 11am, but alas, a new server version became available)